ABRASPAM

        Abraham is refered to as the father of three faithful - hence irrational - talking Chimp gangs:: Jews, Christians and Muslims. Before we proceed further into the mental states of these deluded animals, a little etymology should light the way. Abrahmam evolved from three words : A = Not; Bra = Brassieres ... and Ham = Pigs. Hence, Abraham=Topless Pigs. A local strip bar for Pigs or a designation of a place like Little Beach, where non-Hawaiian Pigs could go topless. 

        As T-Chimps (talking Chimps) had earlier been unable to ban Pigs From flying - since the flight school for Angels lobby kicked political butt ( and no one could prove Pigs weren't Angels) - T-Chimps banned Pig's parachutes ,i.e., Brassieres-making it too dangerous and legally vulnerable to continue. 

        Here we see the cunning ways of T-chimps to achieve their ends a second way, when the first way is blocked. 

        Though the No fly topless zone for pigs trampled some Pig's civil rights-freedom of movement, for one-Pig Poop rain did and still would create a godawful mess below. 

        So freedom of movement excluded freedom of bowel movements, from the air, in deference to land creatures below. Though not fair, nothing is. 

        "Deal with it", the pigs were told.. Or perhaps it was Squeal, with it. . 

        Polynesian's etymology indicate "Hey Brah, ham!" as evolving to Abra and offering kalua pig, Laulau, or perhaps some remaining fat in the Spam Can. AbraSpam. The Jews went with the Kalua, Muslims with Laulau, and Polynesian Christians with Spam. 

        Hence, we have revealed the common religious origins of topless and parachuteless pigs as well as the three Hawaiian food groups; and that should be enough devastation (Deva-station, i.e., comfort stations-Toilets for Deva's, or flushDevas) for today. 
 

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